So you won lotto..........
The wifes at the inlaws.........dosent know.......
Girl friend's out of town.........dosent know..........
Boy friend's out of town.........dosent know.........(hey, I don't make up the rules)
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What do you do??...........
Get all silly and tell everyone?
Wait for your loved one to come home and throw roses at them?
Cash out and put it under your mattress?
STFU and head to Canada seeking new girl friend??
Personally, my choice is #4......
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