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    Icon11 Little guy in a bar

    A little guy was sitting at the bar one evening when a big thug came and sat next to him.
    all of a sudden the thug smacks him in the face an says''thats KUNG FU from japan'', a bit later the thug smacks him again an says'' thats TAEKWON-DO from korea'', the little guy gets up an leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knockining him out cold and says to the barman'' when that big asshole wakes up, tell him that was a f*****g SHOVEL from Ace Hardware.''
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

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    ^^ Hells yea!! That's what I'm talking about!!
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    Amazingly funny
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    but I probably would have stuck around and hit him again when he woke up just for good measure.
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