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    Default The Sunburn

    A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

    With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'
    Semper Fi

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    That is pretty funny.... wonder if they would really do that.... would be pretty funny... then again you aren't supposed to have an erection for longer than 4hrs... so wonder how that would work..

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    Hey I have sunburned legs too. And I am old so I could use the help.
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    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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    lol

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