Precautions
A tour guide was showing a tour group around a game reserve park. All the people in the tour group have pepper spray and bells. The guide explains that its safety measures: “The pepper spray to confuse an animal, mainly lions. If it or they attack then use the bells to alert the rest of the tour group.” He explains to the group. They stumble across some lion crud. The tour guide looks at it and proclaims that it’s a lion cub’s poop, because it has small berries and twigs in it. A person In the group asks: “How do you know if its an older lions crap?” The tour guide replies: “It smells like pepper and has bells in them.”
Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,
Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.
R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011
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