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    Default A state of the art watch

    A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

    "What's it telling you now?" she asked.

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

    The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
    You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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    Default Re: A state of the art watch

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    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
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    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Icon11 Re: A state of the art watch

    I want one of those watches.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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