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    Prison Vs Work

    IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on
    The seat.

    IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
    Deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
    Inside bars.

    IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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    Very nice Blue XJ....
    PVT. Tadpol XJ

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    All too true
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    Hmmmm thinking about stealing me an SRT jeep... so I can join this prison thing

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    It is all so true. Scary but true
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    That is rather crazy..never thought of it that way until now...

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    Thank you Blue XJ for shining the light on us work-a-holic's.....
    PVT. Tadpol XJ

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    IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...........they are called managers.
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    In prison they get to look at pictures of Jeeps.
    After work we can play with the real thing...when and where we feel like it.
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    Default Re: Prison vs Work

    IN PRISON: You get to meet bubba
    IN WORK: You meet sexy secretaries
    You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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