Confucius did not say

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Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly
lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts
man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusions
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted
man who eats many prunes gets good run for money
war does not determine who is right: it determines who is left
man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it
man who drives like hell is bound to get there
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room
man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
And, Confucius did not say: " A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood:

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