A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the Marine asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, " I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, then let liquor touch my lips." The Marine then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said," Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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