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    Default Mechanic vs Doctor

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Chevy V8
    when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop..
    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
    The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the car.
    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
    "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in,
    and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary
    and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
    "Try doing it with the engine running."
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: Mechanic vs Doctor

    Haha, that's great.

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    Default Re: Mechanic vs Doctor

    Most heart surgery is done while the patient is on a bypass machine and the heart is stopped. So the joke is invalid.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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