A
man and
his wife, moved back home to Missouri , from Texas. The husband had a
wooden leg, and to insure it
back in Texas, it cost them 2000 per year!

When they arrived in Missouri
, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would
cost to insure his
wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the
computer and said: '39.'
The husband
was shocked and asked
why it was so cheap here in Missouri to insure it, because
it had cost him 2000
in Texas!


The
insurance
agent turned his
computer screen
to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the
screen, it
says: "Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system
above it, is 39" ... You
just have to know how to describe it!'

(Those Show
Me folks know how "to
git 'er done";
don't they?