"Three Mothers"

Three women who are good friends, go out one morning for a cup of coffee and some nice chit-chat time. One is a blonde, one a red-head, and the other a brunette.

Sometime in their conversation, they begin talking about their teenage daughters; how they're doing in school, boyfriend troubles, etc...

Suddenly a very upset tone comes upon the Brunette's voice,
"Oh girls, I don't know what to do? Just the other day, I was looking through my daughter's purse, and I found a pack of cigarettes. She is only 15; I can't believe she is already smoking!"

Her friends both try to calm her and sympathize with her.

Just then the Red-Head starts to sound very upset as well,
"Oh girls, I don't know what do to? Just the other day, I too was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a fake I.D. and a receipt for beer. She is only 16; I can't believe she is drinking alcohol!"

Her friends both try to calm her and sympathize with her.

Just then the Blonde starts to sound very upset as well,
"Oh girls, I don't know what to do either. Just the other day I too was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom. She is only 16; I can't believe she has a penis."