Two ol' boys, Henry and Bubba, were out sitting on the front porch wasting the day away when they see a big ol' bulldog walking by. The dog found a nice spot to lay and soak up some sun, and he started licking himself... in the place where dogs occasionally like to lick themselves...
Bubba turned to Henry and said, "MAN I wish I could do that."
Henry replied, "Bubba? That dog would biiiite you!"