Headache

[Brasscatz]

Bob had a TERRIBLE headache one day and he just could not get rid of it. He tried EVERYTHING and it just would not go away.

He goes to see the doctor and says, "Doc, I got this terrible headache and it just will not go away no matter what I try... is there anything you can do for me?"

The doctor says, "Have you tried asprin?"

"Yes."

"Tylenol?"

"Of course"

"Sleep?"

"DUH"

"I'm sorry Bob, there's nothing else that I can do for you, it sounds like you've tried everything."

"C'mon Doc, there's GOT to be something you can do!"

The doctor says, "Alright. This is what I do when I have a headache that will just not go away... I go home to my wife, turn the lights off, and lay my head between her breasts for about 45 minutes or so and my headache goes away."

Bob says, "That's a GREAT idea Doc, I'm going to go try that right now!"

A little while later, Bob calls the doctor and says, "Doc!!! I did exactly what you said and it worked!!!"

"That's great!"

"One other thing Doc..."

"Yeah?"

"You have a REALLY nice house!!!!"

[BlueXJ]

I thought he was gonna tell the doc his wife had real soft breasts.

[Brasscatz]

Meh. There might be a few variations of the joke out there! I think either would work nicely!

[bluedragon436]

I knew he was going to go to the doctors house.. That's still awesome though!!