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    Default Lost Wife

    Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

    The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going."

    The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I’m looking for my wife too, and I’m getting a little desperate."

    The first guy says.

    "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

    The second guy answers, "She’s tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt.

    What does your wife look like?"

    To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let’s look for yours."
    Last edited by BlueXJ; 07-14-2009 at 09:25 PM.

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    haha...........good one Mike!!

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    Cute!! Very Cute!!

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    good one blue

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