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    Default A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.



    The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.



    Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."



    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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    Default Re: A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

    Me three!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

    Yep, I'm going with the preacher's choice!!
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    Default Re: A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

    What flight was that anyway?
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

    I am boycotting all other airlines.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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