Dog for sale

[prcjeep]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Petawawa and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house on Mohns Avenue: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.





The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.



'You talk?' he asks.



'Yep,' the Lab replies.





After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'



The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I worked for the Mounties.





In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...



But the jetting around really tired me out,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so

I decided to settle down. I then signed up for a job

at the Otawa airport to do some undercover security,

wandering near suspicious characters and

listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I later got married, had a mess of puppies, and

now I'm just retired.'



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks

the owner what he wants for the dog.



'Ten dollars,' the guy says.



Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on

earth are you selling him so cheap?'



'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of

the yard'

[BlueXJ]

LOl that is incredible.

[XJ4IV]

LOL but he still talks right?

[LizardRunner]