And it is with much respect to my brothers from across the border that I will share with you these verses from the great Charles BAUDELAIRE in is hilarious (when you are not from Belgium of course) "Amœnitates Belgicæ" (Belgian delightfulness)

La Belgique se croit toute pleine d’appas ;
Elle dort. Voyageur, ne la réveillez pas.

(Belgium feels so full of charms; She sleeps. Traveler, do not wake her up.)