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    Icon11 Female Jeepers Revenge

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
    appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

    However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
    his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
    Hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
    hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
    uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
    tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

    Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well
    soon.....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Female Jeepers Revenge

    That was good Blue, one of the best yet.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: Female Jeepers Revenge

    That is awesome.. but that is why you don't harass Jeep owners.. especially the female type!! LOL
    FORMER GREEN XJ CLUB MEMBER
    IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!!
    DOING SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOUR BUDDY DOES IT THAT WAY MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SHARING TOOTHBRUSHES

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