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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
    She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a 110,000 Benz as collateral against a 5,000 Loan.
    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
    Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41.
    The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000?'
    The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only 15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

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    Default Re: Puzzling Blonde

    That was good
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: Puzzling Blonde

    a blonde?
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    Default Re: Puzzling Blonde

    thats a really smart blonde actually

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