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    Default New Business, Flowers, and a Card

    After many years, a gentleman decides to take the plunge and open his own business.

    On the first day, he receives several congratulatory cards & flowers. But, one flower arrangement and card angered him, so he called the florist to complain.

    Hi, I got a bouquet of roses and a card that reads "Rest in Peace". I do not think it was funny as this is my new business. To which the florist replies, "I understand your concern, but can you imagine the other recipients receiving their roses and a card reading "Congratulations On Your New Venture and Location".
    Semper Fi

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    Ouch, that would really suck.

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    Default Re: New Business, Flowers, and a Card

    Opps, said the flower man.
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    Well that is what I send to most funerals.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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