Sourpuss
One time, a women and her husband were going to go to a costume party, but the husband decided not to go. So the women says "alright i will just go in there and get on my costume." She walks into her bedroom and comes out wearing nothing but a string tyed in between her leg with a lemon attached to the string. Her husband says "you can't go like that!" The women rolls her eyes and says, "of course i can" "fine" the man says and walks back into there bedroom. He comes out wearing nothing but a string tyed to his thing with a potatoe tyed to the end of it. The women has a horrified look on her face and so he says "What, if you can go as a sourpuss then I can go as a dictater!"
Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,
Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.
R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011
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Re: Sourpuss
good one there
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