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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are hiding out in disused hut, suddenly Tonto drops to the ground, with his ear to the floor he says: 'four men come, eight horses and 20 buffalo.' The Lone Rancher says: 'How do you know these things?' Tonto replies:'well, if you get down low enough you can just about see under the door!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

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    Lol. And to think tonto in spanish means dummy.

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