> FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY
ABOUT UTAHNS!
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>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you live in Utah.
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
live in Utah
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
>
> If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City
for the weekend, you live in Utah.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in Utah.
>
> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again
in the same day, you live in Utah.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage
but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you live in Utah.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're
going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
>
> If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

>
> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to
all your friends, you live in Utah.

If you have ever come or lived in Utah these are sooooooo true...