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    Default The deer joke

    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'

    The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'

    The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...Who really needs 10 anyway?'

    The 4 pointer says, 'You know...come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!'

    The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass...pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.

    His friends immediately ask him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'

    I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'
    "if yer not larnin sumptin new everday, check yer pulse."

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    Steph when I frst started to read I though it was gonna be about warren jeffs and the reorganized LDS church. Not really thats a good one!

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    Great one. I am like that little button buck. Just wanna get the message to that big SOB.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    and my friend I got the message.... no problemo
    "if yer not larnin sumptin new everday, check yer pulse."

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    Here is a pic of my Daddy


    And one with my momma.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Lol..that was cute.

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    Good one Steph.
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