Bosses first

[BlueXJ]

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

[xj4life2]

Now thats about right , Speaking as the Boss of course

[LizardRunner]

Boss to genie "I want replacements for those two that never want time off or that call in sick."

that sounds more like it to me

[Jamie Lynn]

Thank God my boss isn't like that..lol..

[bluedragon436]

That is pretty good... that would be what my boss would do too... except for they wouldn't even give me until after lunch to enjoy it...