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    Icon11 Medical advice

    A well known Doctor was giving a speech to a large crowd.

    Listening in awe, the speech went . . .

    > "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us
    > sitting here, years ago."
    >
    > "Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach
    > lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be
    > disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the
    > germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most
    > dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it".
    >
    > "Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
    > suffering for years after eating it?"
    >
    > After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row
    > raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Medical advice

    Thanks. I will remember never to eat any again
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