Obituary

[4.3LXJ]

Lena went to the local newspaper. “I want to put a notice in the paper: ‘Ole died.’”

“That’s terrible,” said the editor. “But don’t you want the full obituary, Lena?”

“No, no,” said Lena, “just a notice. Two words: ‘Ole died.’”

“Fine,” said the editor, “but there’s a five-word minimum, so you can add three more words. Is there anything else you might want to say?”

Lena said, “Okay. Make it: ‘Ole died, boat for sale.’”

[hookedonxjs]

I almost had to cry!

[BlueXJ]

How sad he only had a boat no Jeep.