Paratroopers
A general and his paratrooper son are sitting at home having a couple of beers.
"So, son,tell me about your first jump," says the general.
"Well, by the time the plane got over the jump site," says the son, "I was really scared. When it was my turn to jump, I got to the door and I just couldn't do it."
"What happened then?" asks the general.
"Well," says the son. "The sergeant came up behind me, pulled out his d**k and said 'If you don't jump, I'll stick this up your arse.'."
"So you jumped?" says the general.
"A little," says the son. "But only at first."
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