Butterfly

[BlueXJ]

This couple is driving along the highway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything...the heat, the long drive, bad drivers, the country, etc. His wife is getting absolutely annoyed with his depressing talk, so she says to him, "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my Swiss army knife!" About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife and slices her husband's penis off and throws it out the window.

Driving behind the couple's car is another married couple and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands on their car's windshield and the father, in a panic, quickly puts on the windshield wipers to get the d**k off the windshield and out of the view of his daughter. After he does this, the daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?". Her father, still in a panic, replies, "Oh it was only a butterfly, dear." To which his daughter replies, "Holy crap, did you see the size of its d**k?!"

[Punisher]