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    A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying to do that for years!"

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    haha thats good

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    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
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    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    I make as much noise as I can and slam doors, pitch my boots into the closet and declare in a loud voice I wanna rock her world turn over. She's always as fast asleep as a corpse and can't be woken up.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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