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    Icon11 Survivor Texas Style

    > Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."
    > The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, Then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Over to Houston and down to Brownsville...
    > They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
    > From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas...
    > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
    > "I'm a Democrat,"
    > "I'm Gay,"
    > "I love the Dixie Chicks,"
    > "Boycott Beef,"
    > "I Voted for Obama,"
    > "George Strait Sucks,"
    > "Hillary in 2012"
    > And
    > "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."
    > The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
    > God Bless Texas
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Survivor Texas Style

    They had one like that done by some Brits in South Carolina I think. They couldn't finish the show due to overwhelming response. You could also add things like "I hate auto racing" and a few more.
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    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: Survivor Texas Style

    Saw that show on :Top Gear" which inspired this version.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Survivor Texas Style

    lol

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