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    Default Antoher Parrot

    A burglar is ransacking a house. The room he has entered has a parrot sitting on an ornate stand. The parrot quietly tells the burglar, "Jesus is watching you". At this the burglar shakes his head and says "WHAT" to the parrot. The parrot repeats louder, "Jesus is watching you". At this the burglar laughs and says to the parrot, "so what". Then the parrot says, "Here comes Jesus". At this a rotweiler jumps up and attacks the burglar. Parrot says, "Heeerrrreeees Jesus".
    Last edited by XJ Rat; 11-30-2010 at 01:18 PM.
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    I like Jesus
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Great
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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    Tell him what he has won Johnny!!!!

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    First thought to go thru burglars mind....."Jesus aint savin my a today. He's chewing it."
    Shot of Whiskey and a camp fire. Perfect night time

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