Cheap Parrot
A man was walking around in a pet shop. He noticed a parrot sitting on a nearby pole. The man approached the parrot and he greeted it, “Hello…” The parrot replied in, perfect English. “Hello! Would you like to buy me?” The man looked at the bird’s price tag and realized it was very cheap. He kept talking to the parrot and though that this parrot was very intelligent as well. He asked it, “You cost so little, yet you are a very intelligent bird. Why do you cost so little?” The bird replied, “It’s because I don’t have any legs.” The parrot told the man, sadly. Then a thought crossed the man’s mind, “SO how do you stay on the pole?”
“I wrap my…weenie around it. And keep my balance that way.” The bird said, embarrassed.
The man decided to buy the bird and took it home. Over the next few weeks he started to enjoy the parrots company more and more. One day the bird called the man over and discreetly whispered to the man, “I think your wife is cheating on you!” The man asks how he knows this.
“I saw your wife and a man start to get undressed…I saw the other guy take her clothing off, and she was naked.” The bird pauses. “And? What happened then?!” The man presses. The bird tells him:
“I got a hard-on and fell off my pole!!”
Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,
Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.
R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011
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