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Thread: Heimlich Maneuver

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    Default Heimlich Maneuver

    Two guys are in a restaurant. The next table over is a very attractive woman eating alone. She suddenly starts coughing/choking on her meal.

    One of the guys stands her up, turns her around, pulls her panties down and licks her rear. A huge chunk of steak comes launching out of her mouth. She spins around and slaps him in the face, then abruptly walks out.

    The guy turns to his friend and says, "Boy, that him lick maneuver works everytime."
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    Default Re: Heimlich Maneuver

    Shot of Whiskey and a camp fire. Perfect night time

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    Default Re: Heimlich Maneuver

    wow..I don't even know what i would have done...

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    Default Re: Heimlich Maneuver

    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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    Default Re: Heimlich Maneuver

    Thought that was the hind lick manuver
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    and thats just the jeeps

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