Google maps is HILARIOUS

[XJ4IV]

ok so I was REALLY bored one day and decided to see if I could fool google and I wanted directions from San Francisco
CA to Honolulu HI... see if you can catch it...
This is totally funny

SFO to HON

1. Head northeast on Market St toward S Van Ness Ave
52 ft
2. Turn right at S Van Ness Ave
0.4 mi
3. Slight right to merge onto US-101 S toward I-80 E/Oakland/San Jose
51.9 mi
4. Take exit 382 for Yerba Buena Rd
0.4 mi
5. Follow signs for Capitol Expy and merge onto E Capitol Expy
0.9 mi
6. Turn right at Aborn Rd
0.9 mi
7. Turn right at San Felipe Rd
8.4 mi
8. Turn left to stay on San Felipe Rd
2.1 mi
9. Turn right to stay on San Felipe Rd
0.7 mi
10. Slight left to stay on San Felipe Rd
8.2 mi
11. Continue onto Mule Trail
0.1 mi
12. Continue onto San Antonio Valley Rd
2.0 mi
13. Turn right at Isabel Creek Trail
1.1 mi
14. Slight left at Isabel Cr Trail
1.9 mi
15. Make a U-turn
1.3 mi
16. Continue straight onto Isabel Cr Trail
0.7 mi
17. Continue onto Isabel Creek Trail
1.8 mi
18. Turn right
56 ft
19. Turn right
0.9 mi
20. Turn left
1.5 mi
21. Turn left toward CA-130 E/San Antonio Valley Rd
2.8 mi
22. Turn right at CA-130 E/San Antonio Valley Rd
6.8 mi
23. Turn right at Del Puerto Canyon Rd
24.4 mi
24. Turn left at Diablo Grande Pkwy
0.2 mi
25. Turn right to merge onto I-5 S
10.2 mi
26. Take exit 423 toward Newman
0.1 mi
27. Turn left at W Stuhr Rd
2.6 mi
28. Turn right at Eastin Rd
2.0 mi
29. Turn right at Shields Rd/Shiells Rd
Continue to follow Shiells Rd

2.6 mi
30. Make a U-turn
2.6 mi
31. Turn right at Eastin Rd
2.9 mi
32. Continue onto Orchard Rd
1.1 mi
33. Turn right at CA-140 W/Sullivan Rd
1.3 mi
34. Turn left to merge onto I-5 S
10.4 mi
35. Take exit 407 for Santa Nella/CA-33 toward Gilroy/Gustine
0.4 mi
36. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Gilroy and merge onto CA-33 S/Santa Nella Rd
3.2 mi
37. Turn right to merge onto CA-152 W
26.2 mi
38. Slight right at CA-152 W/Pacheco Pass Hwy
9.4 mi
39. Turn left at CA-152 W/Pacheco Pass Rd
2.6 mi
40. Merge onto US-101 N via the ramp to San Jose
17.0 mi
41. Take exit 373 toward Bailey Ave
0.3 mi
42. Continue straight
0.2 mi
43. Continue straight onto Bailey Ave
3.2 mi
44. Turn right at McKean Rd
4.1 mi
45. Turn left to stay on McKean Rd
0.4 mi
46. Turn left at Almaden Rd
2.4 mi
47. Almaden Rd turns slightly right and becomes Alamitos Rd
0.3 mi
48. Turn left toward Cinnabar Hills Rd
335 ft
49. Continue straight onto Cinnabar Hills Rd
0.7 mi
50. Keep left at the fork
0.4 mi
51. Turn left to stay on Cinnabar Hills Rd
56 ft
52. Turn left to stay on Cinnabar Hills Rd
430 ft
53. Take the 1st right to stay on Cinnabar Hills Rd
Restricted usage road

0.3 mi
54. Turn right at Bertram Rd
0.2 mi
55. Turn right at Almaden Rd
2.3 mi
56. Turn left at Almaden Expy
4.2 mi
57. Turn right to merge onto CA-85 S/State 85 S
0.5 mi
58. Take exit 5B to merge onto CA-87 N/State 87 N toward Downtown San Jose
5.2 mi
59. Take exit 5 to merge onto I-280 S toward I-680 S
2.6 mi
60. Continue onto I-680 N
Partial toll road

70.9 mi
61. Merge onto I-80 E
14.7 mi
62. Take exit 56 for I-505 N/Orange Dr toward Winters/Redding/Nut Tree Rd
0.7 mi
63. Merge onto I-505 N
33.4 mi
64. Merge onto I-5 N
Passing through Oregon
Entering Washington

721 mi
65. Take exit 169 for NE 45th St
0.3 mi
66. Slight left at 7th Ave NE
262 ft
67. Take the 1st left onto NE 45th St
0.7 mi
68. Turn left at Wallingford Ave N
0.9 mi
69. Turn right at N 34th St
295 ft
70. Take the 1st left onto Densmore Ave N
436 ft
71. Turn right at N Northlake Way
282 ft
72. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii

2,756 mi
73. Continue straight
0.1 mi
74. Turn left at Kuilima Dr
0.5 mi
75. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W
12.4 mi
76. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
77. Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy

2.1 mi
78. Take the ramp onto I-H-2 S
8.1 mi
79. Merge onto I-H-1 E
4.7 mi
80. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium
0.3 mi
81. Merge onto I-H-201 E
4.1 mi
82. Merge onto I-H-1 E
2.3 mi
83. Take exit 21A for Hawai 61 toward Pali Hwy
0.2 mi
84. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for HI-61 S/Downtown and merge onto HI-61 S/Pali Hwy
Continue to follow Pali Hwy

0.4 mi
85. Continue onto Bishop St
0.2 mi
86. Turn left at S King St
0.3 mi
87. Turn left at Likelike St
449 ft

China to Japan

1. Head east on 312国道/312國道 toward 309省道
15.9 km
2. Turn left onto the ramp to 巉柳高速
Partial toll road

600 m
3. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 巉柳高速 and merge onto 巉柳高速
Partial toll road

37.2 km
4. Take the exit toward 十八里鋪互通立交橋/十八里铺互通立交桥
36 m
5. Keep right at the fork
24 m
6. Take the ramp to 天巉公路
600 m
7. Slight left at 天巉公路
Partial toll road

151 km
8. Slight left to stay on 天巉公路
Toll road

35.8 km
9. Slight left to stay on 天巉公路
Partial toll road

4.6 km
10. Take the ramp onto 天北高速
12.2 km
11. Take the exit
500 m
12. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto 310国道/310國道
1.5 km
13. Turn left at 羲皇大道
2.3 km
14. Turn right at 310国道/310國道
Toll road

7.7 km
15. Take the ramp onto 连霍高速/連霍高速
Partial toll road

142 km
16. Continue onto 西宝高速/西寶高速
Toll road

148 km
17. Take exit 潼关/铜川/绕城高速-潼關/銅川/繞城高速 toward 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road

250 m
18. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 繞城高速/绕城高速 and merge onto 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road

34.0 km
19. Take exit 西安/潼关/Ｇ３０/城东/渭南/郑州/十里铺-西安/潼關/Ｇ３０/城東/渭南/鄭州/十里鋪 toward 西潼高速
Toll road

160 m
20. Take exit Ｇ３０/渭南/郑州-Ｇ３０/渭南/鄭州 on the left to merge onto 西潼高速
Toll road

131 km
21. Take the exit onto 连霍高速/連霍高速
Toll road

400 km
22. Take exit Ｇ４５/濮阳/周口-Ｇ４５/濮陽/周口 toward 大广高速/大廣高速
Toll road

300 m
23. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 大广高速/大廣高速 and merge onto 大广高速/大廣高速
Toll road

151 km
24. Take the exit toward 南洛高速
Toll road

140 m
25. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 南洛高速 and merge onto 南洛高速
Partial toll road

401 km
26. At 宁洛高速公路皖苏主线收费站/寧洛高速公路皖蘇主線收費站, continue onto 宁洛高速/寧洛高速
17.7 km
27. Take the exit onto 二桥高速/二橋高速
Partial toll road

20.9 km
28. Take the exit onto 繞城公路/绕城公路
3.7 km
29. Take exit 上海/沪宁高速/中山门/马群-上海/滬寧高速/中山門/馬群 toward 沪宁高速/滬寧高速
210 m
30. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 沪宁高速/滬寧高速 and merge onto 沪宁高速/滬寧高速
Partial toll road

248 km
31. Continue onto 京沪高速/京滬高速
Partial toll road

22.3 km
32. Take exit Ｓ２０/外环隧道方向-Ｓ２０/外環隧道方向 to merge onto 外环高速/外環高速
22.3 km
33. Take exit 同济路-同濟路 toward 泰和路
400 m
34. Continue straight onto 泰和路
130 m
35. Turn left at 同济路/同濟路
600 m
36. Slight right to stay on 同济路/同濟路
1.0 km
37. Turn right at 双城路/雙城路
2.1 km
38. Turn right at 塘后路
500 m
39. Turn left at 塘后支路
400 m
40. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
782 km
41. Continue straight
1.4 km
42. Turn right at 県道350号線
2.1 km
43. Continue onto 県道349号線
11.3 km
44. Turn right
57 m
45. Turn left
58 m
46. Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry
Partial toll road

49.5 km
47. Continue straight
99 m
48. Turn right
180 m
49. Turn right
350 m
50. Turn left toward 県道38号線
750 m
51. Continue straight onto 県道38号線
900 m
52. Turn right at 串木野駅（交差点） onto 国道3号線
32.9 km
53. Turn left to merge onto 九州自動車道
Toll road

342 km
54. Continue onto 関門橋
Toll road

9.2 km
55. Continue onto 中国自動車道
Toll road

64.6 km
56. Take exit 山口ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・広島・大阪
Toll road

1.5 km
57. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road

94.8 km
58. Take exit 有料道路大竹ＩＣ to merge onto 広島岩国道路
Toll road

12.5 km
59. Take the ramp on the right to 山陽道・広島・大阪
Toll road

1.2 km
60. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road

309 km
61. Take exit 神戸ＪＣＴ toward 中国道・西宮北・大阪
Toll road

1.2 km
62. Merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road

30.1 km
63. Take exit 吹田ＪＣＴ on the right toward 名神・京都
Toll road

1.2 km
64. Merge onto 名神高速道路
Toll road

167 km
65. Continue onto 東名高速道路 (signs for 東名・中央道・静岡・飯田)
Toll road

6.4 km
66. Take exit 小牧ＪＣＴ toward 中央道・多治見・飯田
Toll road

900 m
67. Merge onto 中央自動車道
Toll road

161 km
68. Take exit 岡谷ＪＣＴ toward 長野道・松本・長野
Toll road

700 m
69. Merge onto 長野自動車道
Toll road

3.1 km
70. Take exit 高速岡谷ＩＣ toward 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線
Toll road

1.0 km
71. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 佐久・新和田トンネル有料道路
Toll road

85 m
72. Turn right at 岡谷Ｉ．Ｃ（交差点） onto 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線
2.6 km
73. Turn left at 湖北トンネル南（交差点） onto 国道142号線
10.1 km
74. Take the ramp onto 新和田トンネル有料道路
Toll road

4.5 km
75. Take the ramp onto 国道142号線
Partial toll road

13.1 km
76. Turn right at 大和橋（交差点） onto 大門街道/国道152号線
2.7 km
77. Slight left
190 m
78. Turn left
750 m

[4.3LXJ]

Ummm, do you own a kayak?

[4x4Dalton]

And how many U-Turns can one person make?

[rugidone]

or a jet ski?

[alwaysxj]

72. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii

[XJ4IV]

RIGHT!!!! here do this... actually do the san francisco one and look where it takes you...