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    An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the hospital. After a long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face. Sadly he said; "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, Dear God" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock... "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

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    Almost makes you want to put that in the political section.
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    That's freakin' awesome....!!!! That's funny... I don't care who you are!!!!

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    I love it!

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    You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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    Great timeing for this joke.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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