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    Default New Math?

    A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
    He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
    In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."
    Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
    And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
    Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
    He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"

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    Default Re: New Math?

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    Default Re: New Math?

    I just found a new respect for math!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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