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    Default How to clean a cat

    Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

    Sincerely,

    The DOG

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    Default Re: How to clean a cat

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    Default Re: How to clean a cat

    I love it!

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    Default Re: How to clean a cat

    It works!

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    Default Re: How to clean a cat

    Cats have a long memory. You may rest assured he will get his revenge.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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