A man was walking down the street naked and the cops pulled over. They asked him why was he walking naked. He looked at them and said ...Well I was at a party and we all were standing there and someone came over the intercom and said "All you women take yer clothes off and they did. Next he said all you men take yer clothes off" and we did. Then all of a sudden the lights went out and he hollared..."LETS GO TO TOWN!!!!". He looked at the cops and said...Well officer I guess I'm just the first one to get here.