Shear Negligee

[4.3LXJ]

A husband walked into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opted for the most sheer item, paid the 500, and took it home. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thought (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea'. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the 500 refund for myself.'

She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband said, 'Good Grief! You'd think for 500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

[Jamie Lynn]

I think that I would have reacted the same way.

[BlueXJ]

Wife would have never taken it back. She never returns stuff.

[4.3LXJ]

He should have gotten the cheaper less shear model. What was he thinking anyway? Well never mind ...

[4x4Dalton]