Mushrooms

[BlueXJ]

Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.
Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poisonous mushrooms.
Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poisonous mushrooms, too.
Jim: And your third ate poisonous mushrooms, too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Jim: I see. An accident?
Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms!

[4.3LXJ]

So, ya got any shrooms?

[Punisher]

"Hey honey, You want some mushrooms?"

"nah"

*PUSH*

"OH honey, You broke your neck!"



One way to get rid of your ex..

[BlueXJ]

Gonna start a small garden.

[4.3LXJ]

You will need lots of compost for shrooms

[BlueXJ]

I have heard a dark damp place with soil conditioned by coffee grounds, is what is required.

[4.3LXJ]

Ever heard of being treated like a mushroom? Kept in the dark and fed lots of bull?


Most of them grow on some type of dead organic material.

[4x4Dalton]