A husband walked into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opted for the most sheer item, paid the 500, and took it home. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thought (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea'. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the 500 refund for myself.'

She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband said, 'Good Grief! You'd think for 500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.