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    and one more

    all married people can realate

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
    noticed a most unusual funeral
    procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
    feet behind the first one.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

    Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single
    file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

    He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
    sorry for your loss, and this may be
    a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this..
    "Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."


    ''What happened to her?"

    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
    when the dog turned on her."

    A very poignant and touching moment, of brotherhood and silence, passed
    between the two men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The man replied, "Get in line."
    i know my spelling and grammer are bad but dont worry its not getting any better

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    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    I'm in line already!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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