Cannibals

[BlueXJ]

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured
by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the
bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going
to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you,
eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe.
The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." the chief gives
him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself
through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me, please." the
chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head,
says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "gimme a fork." the chief is puzzled,
but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The new Yorker
takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--
the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's
blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.

The chief is appalled, and asks, "my God almighty, what
are you doing?"

The New Yorker says, "so much for your canoe, you stupid
cannibal."

[4.3LXJ]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother on the way to town?

[BlueXJ]

Hope he flushed.