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    Default marry a girl with a jeep

    TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE (OR MARRY) A CHICK WITH A JEEP

    10. You won't have to share your Jeep with her.

    9. Weather permitting, she prefers driving topless.

    8. Since she is obviously not into creature comforts, she will be low maintenance.

    7. She can probably perform her own Jeep maintenance.

    6. She won't bitch when you are out working on your Jeep.

    5. She probably has her own tools.

    4. She likes it rough and bumpy.

    3. She can take your Jeep in for warranty work, and they won't ask her a single question, even with that 4-inch lift and those 33-inch Super Swampers.

    2. She will usually buy you Jeep parts for gifts, and expect the same in return.

    1. There will be plenty of spare parts waiting to be stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking.

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    Default Re: marry a girl with a jeep

    i know my spelling and grammer are bad but dont worry its not getting any better

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    I like #1 and 2 the best.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: marry a girl with a jeep

    We have already had a "I get it 4 my jeep first" debate.. since mine hasnt had nothing done yet I should at least get mine up to his level and then we can mo them together..right?? lol he's already said "spare parts" I told him not to go to sleep with both eyes closed, his jeep would e stripped by morn.

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    Default Re: marry a girl with a jeep

    You sound like a great catch. If he ever treats you wrong call me!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Blue, you will be competing for shop time.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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