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    Little Johnny meets Barack Obama



    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he

    visited one of the classes. They were in the middle

    of a discussion related to words and their meanings.



    The teacher asked the president if he would like to

    lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'



    So our illustrious president asked the class for an

    example of a 'tragedy..'



    One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend,

    who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a

    tractor runs over him and kills him,that would be a tragedy."



    "No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."



    A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying

    50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside,

    that would be a tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explained Obama.

    "That's what we would call great loss."



    The room went silent. No other children volunteered..

    Obama searched the room."Isn't there someone here who can

    give me an example of a tragedy?"



    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his

    hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying

    you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile

    and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you

    tell me why that would be a tragedy?"



    "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it

    sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ...... and you can

    bet your *** it's probably not an accident either."

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    Default Re: Little Johnny meets Obama

    Way too true. Congrats to Johnny!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Little Johnny meets Obama

    Yup, Johnny is pretty smart.

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    lol, awesome.
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