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    Icon12 Best blond joke of the year

    Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

    Football FINALLY makes sense..........

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

    'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Best blond joke of the year

    I never liked football much since we never had a team in High School. So I understand her frustration. Give each player a quarter and have some peace and harmony. Hard to believe all that running, throwing and cursing over twenty-five cents.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Best blond joke of the year

    that was great

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