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    Icon12 Love Dress

    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?!" she asked

    "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
    He can't get enough of me"

    The mother-in-law left.

    When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

    He never heard the gunshot.
    Last edited by 4.3LXJ; 04-07-2010 at 07:50 PM.

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    Default Re: Love Dress

    i know my spelling and grammer are bad but dont worry its not getting any better

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    Yeah the shot just grazed my shoulder. She is a bad shot too!!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Eyes must be wrinkled too

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