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    Icon12 Italian Bank Robber

    The Italian Bank Robber...

    A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy
    and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

    On his way out the door with the loot, one brave
    Italian customer grabs the hood and pulls it
    off revealing the robber's face.

    The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!
    He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has
    seen him.

    One of the tellers is looking straight at him. The robber
    walks over and calmly shoots him in the head.

    Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

    Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber.

    There follows a tense silence. Then an elderly Italian
    gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

    "I tinka my wifa may have caughta glimpse"

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    Default Re: Italian Bank Robber

    See we Italians are pretty smart.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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