Daddy Ate My Fingers

[4.3LXJ]

I was packing for my business trip and my three-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[rguignard]

[BlueXJ]

Pay closer attention next time 4.3LXJ, before devouring her fingers.

[4.3LXJ]

Not me. I never had any daughters. Just boys. I knew better